...Screws up perfectly-paced charming songs like Condon!

Link to Part I
Link to Part II

We’re back.  Yay.

( Please feel free to write your own parody )

Link to Part I

I went to see this thing during a short work trip to Ithaca with two dear friends, who will be referred to as Friend 1 and Friend 2 to protect the innocent.  They went to see the movie because I talked them into it; let their names not be sullied through association.  We sat near the very back, knowing we were going to be assholes ( Read more... )

WARNING: All the warnings from my treatment of Maleficent apply.
( In which I have opinions on remakes in general, and this remake in particular. )